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Undertaker Receives Nobel Prize For First-Ever Successful Whole-Eye Transplant

As WrestlingWorld had reported earlier, The Undertaker had gouged the eyes of his brother Kane in a successful attempt to salvage his blurring vision...

Obsessed With Naruto Shippuden, The Undertaker Takes Eyes From His Brother Kane

It seems like our chocolate chip ice cream has done more harm than good. Ever since The Undertaker found out about his deteriorating eye condition,...

The Undertaker Goes Half-Blind From Excessive Eye-Rolling

A recently-leaked medical report of The Undertaker had revealed that his eyes were half-blind as a result of excessive eye-rolling. The eyeroll is one of...