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<p>John Cena has been creating or at least trying to create plenty of buzz for his sixth move of doom which to be fair is just a regular punch packaged in a shiny exterior. This is not the lamest finisher of all time though. That distinction is shared by the following three moves.</p>



<h2 class="wp-block-heading"><strong> Cesaro’s Neutralizer</strong></h2>



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<p>Cesaro or the Swiss Superman is actually a very strong dude. Just go watch his workout videos and you will get an idea of how strong he is. Many who have worked with him like John Cena think that he is the strongest pound-for-pound wrestler in world. That makes it even more surprising that Cesaro uses one of the lamest finishers.</p>



<p>The Neutralizer is hard to explain and it just doesn’t have that punch to it. The first part for sure demonstrates his strength when he lifts his opponent clean off the ground but everything else about the move is stupid. Add to that the neck crank Cesaro does just before the move which is even sillier considering the fact that he does not use his neck to execute the move.</p>



<p>It almost seems that he is very carefully and gently dropping his opponents which just makes any win with the Neutralizer seem like a big let-down.</p>







<h2 class="wp-block-heading"><strong> The Rock’s People’s Elbow</strong></h2>



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<p>The epitome of an anticlimactic move, we can give The Rock kudos for being able to build up literally anything. The man has so much charisma that he could make you buy into anything.</p>



<p>His finishing move however is and will always be a big blemish in his career. He builds it up so beautifully but in the end it is just a regular elbow drop that other wrestlers use as party tricks. It is like trying to sell a regular piece of candy as one of the infinity stones.</p>



<p>While the Rock somewhat makes up for it with his theatrics, it still feels disappointing and a bit unbelievable that wrestlers who keep coming back after chair shots stay down for an elbow drop.</p>



<p>The Rock probably expends more energy in building up the move than the actual move itself which is funny because his other moves like the Rock Bottom and the Samoan Drop seem more painful and believable.</p>







<h2 class="wp-block-heading"><strong>Santino Marella’s Cobra</strong></h2>



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<p>Where to even begin with this one? We all know that Santino was a comic relief character but it was like Vince was deliberately trying how far he could push the WWE universe with this one.</p>



<p>While Mick Foley’s Socko was silly, this one is downright absurd. WWE took it to a whole new level of silliness by once having the Great Khali try to control Marella’s Cobra by playing a snake charmer’s instrument called the Pungi.</p>



<p>It is almost impossible to believe that Marella used this move for seven long years and demolished such opponents as Cody Rhodes and Jack Swagger with it.</p>



<p>It was fun to watch but a hand transforming into a snake with a mind of its own might be one of the silliest things WWE has pushed down the throats of its fans, and if you are wondering if the Cobra and Mr Socko ever had a face off? Yes! Unsurprisingly they did.</p>

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